Monday, August 05, 2002

ROLF (ALMOST) BLOWS: The worlds of injured pet porn, easy-touchy-arts-criticism and giant painting narrowly escaped tragedy this weekend when Rolf Harris nearly caught fire. Apparently, the students fourth favourite thing (after: posters of Bob Marley with a spliff; subsidised beer, and calling Countdown 'Breakfast telly') was playing in some sort of tent, somewhere, when his accordion went up in flames. Your own jokes about red hot organs are welcome, if you feel you must.
Learning to swim is fuck all use when you're aflame [BBC] - course, he has an extra leg to help escape these situations

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