No Rock And Roll Fun

I'M SURE THAT IT ALL SOUNDS A LOT WORSE THAN IT REALLY IS: Can we give some friendly advice to Phish's Mike Gordon? If you're going to 'borrow' a nine-year-old girl and take 'art pictures' of her in a 'secluded' beach house', first check with the parents that it's okay; secondly - or, perhaps even more firstly - ensure that one of those parents isn't a Hells Angel. In fact, before any of that, maybe think about just quite how seedy the whole thing sounds. I'm sure there's a pefectly reasonable explanation - maybe it was all 'research'? You know, like Pete Townshend?