Friday, October 24, 2003

DISTRESS: Britney's stalker is suing her for the distress she's caused him, what with the restraining order and the court case and all. His solicitor says that it's all a cultural misunderstanding, and Masahiko Shizawa was - simply - in love with Britney Spears. Of course, we're no expert on Japanese courtship rituals but we're far from convinced sending creepy notes and appearing outside houses is the traditional way young Japanese people cop off; if it is, we're happy to be corrected.

We're not quite sure why he's gone to all this bother, really - he should take a lesson from Spike's Buffybot, and get himself one of these:

apparently it breathes as well

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