No Rock And Roll Fun

BRITAIN SHAMED IN EYES OF THE WORLD: Oh, God almight - do we have to have Will Fucking Young represent the UK in World Idol, the karaoke version of Jeux Sans Frontierres? I mean, it's embarrassing, knowing that people in twenty countries will be sitting down and they'll get the idea that - given a choice, a free, unfettered choice - Will Young is the sort of person we think has Star Quality in these Islands. We are, truly, a Holy Show.