Monday, January 26, 2004

NAY, NAY, NAY, MR. WILKS: When your career has hit the buffers, when your love life has blown up in your face once too many times, and when people only mention your music career to get a cheap laugh, it might be time to quit the cruel, big city and relocate to the country. Which is presumably why Patsy Kensit is in talks to join the cast of - stop sniggering - Emmerdale. At the moment it's not clear just how large her part might be - it could be something that will really challenge her, like speaking, even - but you can bet the moment it happens, the Face will be airbrushing that cover story they ran on her out of their history.

Whatever would Sam Pearson say?

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