No Rock And Roll Fun

BOOKS FOR BOYS: According to the ever-reliable remember the eighties, the publication date for the second volume of Sunday Express contributor Boy George's autobiography, Straight, has been put back "so that the singer can include details of the New York Broadway production Taboo." We're a little lost as to how long it will take to do that, though, as we can type "Roise pumped in millions; nobody liked it; nobody came; it closed after 100 performances" in about ten seconds. Anyway, he's got until mid-2005 to come up with a plausible explanation - we're guessing it'll be the critics' fault.