No Rock And Roll Fun

THE BOY LOOKED AT JOHNNY. AND SHOOK HIS HEAD, SADLY: Lydon explains his quitting I'm A Publicity Seeker as being because "I don't want to turn into Des O'Connor."

John, sweetness: you don't have a chance of ever being half as cool as Des.

He then burbles on for a while about how he didn't come to the jungle to win (he actually seems to think winning means something tangible, like winning Wimbledon) and then claims he plays "a bigger - or smaller" game. As if the manner you leave Celeb means anything. Once you accept the part, you are Linda Barker. Forever.