No Rock And Roll Fun

SPEARS SPIES: We're slightly amused by Britney's desperate desire to be a Bond Girl. Apparently she's hoping it'd do for her what it did for Halle Berry. Although, of course, Halle Berry was already a talented actress when she took the part in the Bond movie. To be honest, it's more likely to do for Britney what it did for Sean Connery - who started Bond movies as a suave sex symbol and ended up looking old, grey and happy to appear in any old crock of a movie that was offered to him.

Although some nights we do imagine Britney doing the opening sequence from The Spy Who Loved Me.