No Rock And Roll Fun

TATU REMOVAL: Remember Tatu? The band that everyone used to talk about before Janet Jackson's tittie? It turns out the whole lesbian thing was - I can't believe this - a stunt invented by their manager. Now, Lena and Julia are planning on dumping Ivan Shapovalov (perhaps, if they haven't actually split up) because they believe "our fans would rather hear new songs and new albums than new scandals." Perhaps, although we've a sneaking feeling that anyone still interested in Tatu would rather see some more flesh and a spot of fisting than hear a new single, but what would we know? They won't be able to work under the Tatu banner, though, which belongs to Shapovalov - presumably he'll just find a couple of other girls and some leather strapping?