No Rock And Roll Fun

HE'LL BE SPENDING THE DAYS WATCHING SKIRMISH, A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW ON UK CONQUEST: Don't get us wrong, we like Norfolk, and have had some holidays there - the joy of the Broads, the mustard museum in Norwich; Bacton gas terminal. It's all very pleasant. Even so, we can't quite believe that David Gray has moved there; it seems almost to be a gift that the world's most boring pop star has chosen one of the least breathtaking parts of the whole of Europe in which to make a second home. We can only assume the house prices in Stevenage were a bit too racy for him.