Tuesday, April 13, 2004

LAME EXCUSES FOR FAILING TO COMMIT, NUMBER 377: Johnny Depp would propose to Vanessa Paradis, really he would, but he... um, doesn't want her to have to change her surname to Depp. No, really. That's the best excuse he can come up with.


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