Wednesday, June 09, 2004

COURTNEY LOVE: IN TROUBLE AGAIN: Well, it's been a couple of weeks without an arrest warrant for Courtney Love, and we were just getting worried and thinking about sending round a neighbour to check on her when we hear that Courtney is accused of attacking a woman with a bottle and a "torch" at a party. We're not quite sure what she'd have been doing with a torch at a party - besides, obviously, beating a woman round the head with it. We can't decide if she was planning to make shadow animals on the wall, or just that the bugs under her skin are telling her to be really, really scared of the dark.

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