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NEXT WEEK: WHAT IF CHRISTINA AGUILERA RAN THE NEWSAGENTS?: Business Week's David Gumpert ponders what it would be like if Britney Spears Ran Your Local Deli - inspired by a song by folk artist Andrew Kerr (which, from the pieces quoted by Gumpert sounds like Eminem's Stan without the reply). Oddly, Gumpert doesn't seem to have discovered that, while she's never run a deli, Britney did run a restuarant (into the ground, as we recall...)