Friday, November 05, 2004

YOU'RE TELLING US THAT ALL THAT STOOD BETWEEN BUSH AND RETIREMENT WAS A STOUT BRA?: Actually, we think that Janet Jackson is rather over-estimating the power of her breasts - fine though they are. She worries that had she kept her tits in her blouse at the Superbowl, the nation would have spotted the Iraq war going on and voted Bush out of office. It would be tempting to believe that, Jan, but frankly: a nation that can't think about breasts and the illegal invasion of a sovereign state against the will of the United Nations, costing 1000 servicemen and 100,000 civilians lives at the same time would have been just as distracted by something else.