Sunday, December 05, 2004

MIGHT MAKE UP FOR HER STALKER BEING GIVEN A FIVER FROM THE POOR BOX: Sheryl Crow has at least had something nice to celebrate after a bad week: She's been elected to the Missouri Academy of Squires. No, we're not entirely sure what it means, but we bet she either gets a really cool robe or at least a giant bejewelled key.

And a plaque. We're betting on a large plaque.