Wednesday, January 19, 2005

THE POOP SCOOP: It appears that Britney is having some trouble getting her seventeen dogs in order, according to some gossip magazine or other:

"Britney doesn't seem bothered by it," a source revealed. "She doesn't even clean it up properly. She just blots the soiled carpets with some paper towels. She doesn't even use a cleaner." The source added, "Kevin's closet is filled with dog poop. It's a beautiful house, but visitors are shocked that Britney and Kevin don't clean up after their dogs."

Let's hope that it is dog poop that fills Kevin's closet - it's not only animals that find it hard getting used to living in a house, you know.

Somewhere in heaven, Barbara Woodhouse is sitting with her head in her hands.