No Rock And Roll Fun

HOW SPECIAL ARE YOU?: Having lost a lot of sympathy with his pathetic spitting at the "motherfucker" who put his "shit" on the "inter"net, Eminem has tried to swing us back behind him by revealing that - fancy - Al Qaeda have issued death threats against him. No shit, Slim? Al Qaeda threatened this week that they're going to kill four million Americans. So that includes Vanilla Ice, too. If you really want to work up a degree of public sympathy, you could try complaining that Sky One's Pop Years tried to explain Vanilla Ice to a new generation by calling him "the Eminem of his day." Now that - that's gotta be unfair. Probably an album in it...