No Rock And Roll Fun

CAN YOU SAY 'PUFFED-UP'?: Now, we like a laugh as much as anyone, but when someone off worn-thin gameshow Popstars says that she and her Stockport-signed boyfriend are the new "posh and becks", we're just being spoiled. David Beckham is the most gifted footballer of his generation. Victoria Beckham a member of a band that smashed chart records back when that meant something. You have made it through to the last few on a lottery-style karaoke show, your boyfriend plays for a team that even us Brighton and Hove Albion supporters poke fun at. Please ask the driver about self-awareness.