No Rock And Roll Fun

DULL MAN BUYS DULL ALBUM: This story - Chris Martin makes midnight trip to buy David Gray albums - is just a Geoffrey Howe away from being the most dull thing to ever appear on the internet. We've often wondered what the point of David Gray is, and we're no nearer an answer.
What does puzzle us, though, is why HMV decided that Chris Martin deserved to be given his copies of the album for nothing? "He's probably the richest person here - let's not charge him for the albums, then; sod the people who've queued for hours in the pissing rain..."
Anyway, good marks to Chris Martin for giving the cash to the HMV staff to have a drink anyway. It's a reasonable thing to do, vicar.