Friday, October 11, 2002

HE'S JUST A SUPERSTAR. HE DOESN'T FEEL IT: Michael Jackson used to beat chimps, apparently. Of course, Jackson is so mad nowadays that anyone can say anything they like about him and it would sound plausible - "Michael Jackson believes parsnips confer prestige when worn on the lapel"; "Michael Jackon bought Pee Wee Herman's suits, and makes his cleaning lady wear them and masturbate in a giant theatre set he's had built in the middle of Tuvalu" - try it, it's fun - but are we really going to take the word of a man who married LaToya?

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