Take that, you bustards

It's almost certainly doomed, but you've got to love Kazaa's countersuit against record labels - the crux of which is "You're trying to put us out of business, but you haven't given us the opportunity to offer legal downloads." Let's not pretend, though, a legitimate Kazaa would work (remember when Napster had its conversion?) but it's probably worth a try.
[Thanks for the pointer to Kellie]