Why Kelly Osbourne will never be a rock and a roll hero, part 776

Yes, she went out. Yes, she drank a little too much (we're guessing a couple of Babychams and a Idris Shandy). And yes, she was ill. So far, so rock, albeit lame. But then, who called for help? Her nanny. If Kelly Osbourne is a rock chick, then, that would make The Lost Prince the very god of hellfire. I hope the NME isn't about to run a hugely embarrassing and fawning piece about her...