Tuesday, March 18, 2003

WORSE THAN PARENT'S NIGHT: Being a parent can be great - when you get old and nuts, you have people obliged to look after you; plus, you can perform bizarre psychological experiments on your offspring; even sell them to Michael Jackson for a tidy profit. But there is a downside - you find yourself constantly having to attend Football matches of no consequence, parent's evenings, even nativity plays. Still, at least most parents don't have to put up with the horror that some Sheffield Parents are having to endure - whereas most get off with twenty minutes of Year Five doing a truncated performance of Grease, they're having to endure an Eric Clapton set for school funds. I'll bet there's parents wishing they'd double-bagged the condoms tonight...

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