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WE HOPE SHE DOESN'T HAVE A JIM BOWEN MOMENT: Dannii Minogue, best remembered for her claims that she was misrepresented when Esquire printed her words about how Australia has signs in Arabic and bigoted moron Jean Marie LePen struck a chord with the French people has been given a "five figure deal" to present a show on Capital FM. Now, since a kid earning ten grand flogging coffees on a cross country train could claim to have a five figure deal, we're not that impressed, but since she's only doing an hour's work a week, it's not a bad going rate. She's going to speak to celebrities every week, too, apparently. We're delighted that Dannii has joined a long list of celebrities - Andy Crane, Mike Read, Dave Lee Travis and, of course, Alan Partridge - who recognise that there's always a slot on local radio when the options start to narrow. And maybe its time to start putting out feelers for a job on TV teleshopping - never to early to plan your next move, honey.