No Rock And Roll Fun

WE IMAGINE IT'S MEANT TO BE PRONOUNCED 'VERSUS': But what a rubbish concept - Vs - as in "flicking the Vs", which comes across to us like an attempt by the Blue stable (same management) to try and manufacture a So Solid Crew that parents can approve of. One of them is a Ms Dyna-Lite; the other girl looks like a scouse girl who's aspiring to be Kat Slater. Then there's the boys - Screech from Saved By The Bell, someone who looks a bit like Zammo's mate who wasn't the gobby one, and a grumpy looking bloke in a vest. Lamentable, but the way things are, they'll be in the charts within a month, and the one with the grisly porn past will be all over the Adult Sport by Midsummer.