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MORE WOE FOR JACKO: He's being forced to give up his low-tax status for Neverland - the cheeky monkey has been claiming that his big ole' themeland of child lovin' joy was a ranch, whereas a visit discovered the place covered by giant outdoor tv screens, primate houses, and go-kart rinks.
This reminds us of the joyous reason why the Pyramid stage at glastonbury wasn't actually a proper pyramid, as Michael Eavis had been forced to lob off the top to make it count as a cattle shed rather than a permanent structure. Nowadays, of course, Mean Fiddler would probably have just raised the sea level a bit instead and charged festival goers for the privilege.
Sunday, May 04, 2003
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