Tuesday, May 13, 2003

NO SECOND DATE: We're hugely amused that LavaLife, the interweb dating people, are attempting to bark up new members by offering people the chance to win a dream date in New York... watching Coldplay. Surely "Do you want to see Coldplay?" is a chat-up line that can only translate as "Mother is going out on Tuesday, it will be safe if you come back to mine to lose your virginity afterwards"?

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