No Rock And Roll Fun

'QUIET GLASTONBURY SO FAR': You'd hope so, since hardly anyone turns up until the Thursday evening.
It occurs to us that if they're really going to use the SAS to test Royal Security - which seems a bit like overkill, since a not-very-good stand-up commedian was all it took to breach it at Windsor this weekend - maybe Melvin Benn could ask them to try out the Mean Fiddler's security for Glasto and Leeds as well - "yeah, who dares may very well win, but i'd like to see you blow this bog up the way you did the Iranian Embassy."