Monday, August 11, 2003

KEYS LACKING LOCKS: We're kind of glad we've discovered Alicia Keys online diary as it is, quite frankly, bonkers. She talks to her online journal in a scarily vivid way, almost as if she was unaware it's nothing but a common marketing tool, and she asks it if it likes Marvin Gaye. We would fear for her sanity, but she feels like God's talking to her, so we're sure the big fella is looking out for her. Or something.

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