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AS A FUCK, SON, YOU SUCK: Today's Britney titbit comes from an interview where she says that Justin blabbing on about having broken her hymen made her bitter with men in general. After he'd bragged about having deflowered her, Britney got all confused (not, it pains us to admit, something that seems to take much) and stopped finding men attractive: "I'm like, 'What's happening? I know I'm not a lesbian.'". This of course throws up its own issues - how does Britney know she's not attracted to women? Is she basing this on the totally understandable feeling of revulsion having felt Madonna's Princes Paste lips pushed up against her, or is there something else? More to the point, why did she only do it the once with Justin? We suspect that her insistence it was just once - added to today's claim that it put her off men really badly - is a rather fine piece of news management. Timbers may have made the Cry Me A River video - which was about as subtle as an Its A Knockout costume - but Britney's people have put together a much better 'and the horse you rode in on' - the constant drip, drip of the implication that the boy who now sings for his supper at McDonalds is, in effect, a shit shag.