Thursday, October 30, 2003

PREMATURE EJACULATION: To Heather and Paul McCartney, a baby boy, Joseph, born by emergency Caesarean a month early. Rod Stewart was heard to grumble that he'd be kept waiting the full nine months for a baby, but Sir Paul just flashes his knighthood and gets one before anyone else.

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