No Rock And Roll Fun

CHRISTMAS IS A TIME FOR MINCING PIES, NOT WORDS: - at least, that's what Mel C seems to think: Sporty ex-Spice has laid into Victoria Beckham something fierce, calling her new songs lyrically weak and suggesting that really, if she was her, she'd enjoy David and the family and "give the music a rest." While we don't disagree with young Melanie, it's just a pity she didn't have such an acute ear and firm opinions when she was putting together her own recent album, which really didn't do her any favours at all.