Friday, December 05, 2003

DOPPELGANGER AND NAMESAKE?: So, we're lead to believe that Justin Hawkins was arrested when he turned up at JFK airport because New York police were looking for someone with the same name who "bears a resemblance" to him, eh? What, exactly, are the odds of there being a criminal with the same name who also has a shaggy mane of hair and a wardrobe full of ripped-to-the-bollocks catsuits? Unless, of course, identity theft has got really out of hand. If anyone wants me, I'll be wearing a tight white bodice top and answering to Brody from now on.

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