No Rock And Roll Fun

BECAUSE WE WANT TO: We knew this would bloody happen. Because she made an alright fist of playing herself in the Canterbury Tales, someone's now decided that Billie Piper Evans is an actress and given her a lead role in a drama. She's going to play a "troubled teenager who grows up in a care home" and is abused by the adults in charge who sniff cocaine off her breasts and pimp her out to fading djs in need of a quick boost to their profile.