No Rock And Roll Fun

I'VE CHANGED MY PLEA TO GUILTY: There's no be no trial for Diana Ross over her drunk driving, as some background plea-swapping means she's going to cough. Indeed, not only will there be no trial, but Ross won't even have to attend the court - she's going to be allowed to phone it in. No, really. We presume she'll be on speakerphone, at the very least.