No Rock And Roll Fun

JACK WHITE SLIPS A SEVEN INCHER YOUR WAY: White Stripes figure they can get away with releasing another track off Elephant if they do it as a seven inch single. There's No Home For You Here will be out on March 15th. Vinyl record players can currently be purchased from the back of Sunday colour supplements, where they appear to have passed from being at the hub of home hi-fi to existing on a par with snuff boxes and plates painted by world-renowned animal artist Helena Grooseldorf.