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BEYONCE TO BECOME MRS. Z?: Jay-Z has announced his intention to wed Beyonce, although it's perhaps worth noting the circumstances in which he made this announcement: at a party. And his actual words were directed to Lyor Cohen, the music exec. He said:

"Hmm. You're my besssh friend you are... you are lovely... so's Beyonce... marry me, Beyonnnney... where's my pint gone?"
("You've been one of the best friends I could have had ... Apart from this woman beside me (Beyonce), who I love and who I will marry very soon." )

We're not going to be buying a toaster for them just yet.