Wednesday, February 04, 2004

,b>KING'S DAUGHTER DUMPS CONSORT: Natalie Cole turns her back on the family 'when I fall in love, it will be forever' slogan and files for divorce from kenneth Dupree, citing "irreconcilable differences."

In other celeb divorce news, ubercreepy David Gest says that if it wasn't for the National Enquirer, he might still be living with Liza Minnelli. Gest contends that everything was holding together until the Enquirer published an article about Minnelli being a bit of a pisshead, whereupon Minnelli upped and headed off somewhere over the rainbow. Since she beat him so bad he's getting something like sixty injections a day into his creepy skull, we reckon the Enquirer did him something of a favour.


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