No Rock And Roll Fun

THE ONLY WAY TO AVOID AN 'INCIDENT': They're taking preventative action at the NBA to avoid a repeat of what happened at the Superbowl - they'll only allow a man and a woman to appear together if they're related, and one of them is dead. Because otherwise what on earth would have possessed someone, anyone, to come up with the mawkish idea of getting Nona Gaye to sing the national anthem over a tape of her dead father doing the same thing. We're not sure that we'd choose the Gayes to stand up for traditional family values, mind: "I remember feeling very special when my grandfather gave me his delicious butter candy, although it didn't really make up for him shooting my dad."