No Rock And Roll Fun

SNIP SNIP UNDO ME: You have to be fair: Scissor Sisters are incredibly brave - happy to mention both Fischerspooner and having Roger Water's approval in their interviews. It's just a pity they come across a little too marilyn manson style pleased with themselves and their outfits:

"When we rolled in wearing our outfits it was as if fairground music started playing and someone had said 'the circus is in town!'" laughs Matronic. "Liberty X were also performing and one of the girls in that group just could not stop staring at me. I think they were confused by us."

Maybe they were. Or maybe they were staring because they'd been lead to expect something novel and mind-blowing, and were instead offered a group who look like they turned up at the Marie Curie shop the day after Tony Hadley had taken his old Spandau gear down.