Wednesday, March 10, 2004

DON'T CONFUSE US WITH OASIS: Jet are getting tecthy that everyone keeps comparing them with Oasis.

So, to help out, here's a handy cut-out-and-keep guide to the two bands:

OASIS
Feature a pair of brothers, one with a slightly middle class name (Noel) and one with a short form of a working class name (Liam)
Scruffy in a slightly styled way
Make records that sound like The Beatles without the skills
Had a decent single once in the form of Live Forever
Quickly became apparent they were boorish assholes virtually devoid of wit

JET
Feature a pair of brothers, one with a slightly middle class name (Cameron) and one with a short form of a working class name (Nic)
Scruffy in a slightly styled way
Make records that sound like The Beatles without the skills
Come from Australia
Quickly became apparent they were boorish assholes virtually devoid of wit

Hope that clears that up. So, let's hear less of the 'Jet (the Australian for 'Oasis') and so on. If we keep on like that, they might decide it's not worth coming to Britain ever again.


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