Monday, March 22, 2004

PANTLESS: In a desperate bid to try and interest someone - anyone - in her new album, Alanis Morissette has been reduced to the old phonesex standby of 'I'm not wearing any knickers.' "Ooh," she squeals, "when I'm at home I walk about... with any clothes on." We're not sure it'll sell many copies of the record, but it'll do wonders for blind sales in her neighbourhood.

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