No Rock And Roll Fun

BET CHRIS EVANS WISHES HE'D THOUGHT OF THAT ONE: We wouldn't want to accuse Madonna of showboating her religion, nor to sniffily point out that she's apparently experienced more conversions than the calculator on the Bureau DeChange window on the Newhaven-Dieppe ferry, but if she's decided that it's forbidden under her current faith to play gigs on Friday, fair enough. Don't do it. But don't go round getting 'friends' to tell the press about it, which seems somewhat less than a pious observance, more an act of the show-off. We wonder if Kabbalah allows her to stick her name into Google News on a Friday, or if she has to get someone to do that for her?