No Rock And Roll Fun

IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEONE LOSES AN EYE: Somehow, Matt Bellamy has managed to mangle his own face up using his guitar in the middle of a gig. During Muse's Atlanta show, five songs in he made contact between face and instrument, and nme.com reports a fan as saying that it looked like someone was pouring water down his face, only instead of water it was blood. And, presumably, instead of being cool and refreshing it was horrifying and made you feel slightly sick. Like Dasani, then. Whatever he did was so bad the band abandoned the gig, and have had to pull out of Philadelphia as well.