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LOVE MANAGES TO MAKE IT THROUGH MEDIA APPOINTMENT ON TIME, FULLY CLOTHED: Congratulations to Courtney Love, who managed to keep herself covered up in front of cameras for the first time since 1996 when she appeared on Leno. The highlight of her (by her standards restrained) appearance on the show was this piece of splendid self-delusion:

On Tonight, Love told the delightful story of the day a social worker came to her home to check on her 11-year-old daughter and she got all "smartass."
"You guys got to leave soon. My pimp is coming home," Love said she told the official, per Reuters. "Someone is holding my place in the methadone line."

Courtney seems to think that her smartassing may have been what lead Frances being taken into care, which is on a par with Jeffrey Archer thinking that his sloppy windsor knot was what got him sent down rather than his being a lying, perjuring scumbag.