Friday, May 21, 2004

IS IT SIMPERING OR IS IT SIMPSON?: We suppose the one piece of positivity in Simon Cowell's denunciation of Jessica Simpson's career is that it's the first time we've heard him admit that there's something he doesn't actually know:

"The odd thing about the music industry is that here's a girl who's career wasn't exactly on fire and then she goes on television, pretends that she thinks that CHICKEN OF THE SEA is actually chicken and on the back of that sells two million records. It's weird, isn't it?"

Cowell believes that Simpson's inability to tell tuna from chicken was - shockingly - staged. Reality television faking its big moments? Surely not...


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