No Rock And Roll Fun

BECAUSE, OF COURSE, WHEN YOU INDULGE IN INSIDER DEALING, IT'S LIKE STEALING CDS FROM SHOPS - ONLY IT'S MONEY AND FROM PENSION FUNDS: We're sure, though, that the formal investigation of Vivendi CFO in an insider dealing scandal will give even a moment's pause to the RIAA's continued claiming of the moral high ground - after all, don't the very, very rich have almost a duty to defraud everybody else?