No Rock And Roll Fun

CHILDREN'S BOOKS - THE NEW MUST-HAVE FOR A CELEB: God, we prefered it when it was all fitness videos or books of out-of-focus polaroids. Now, the celeb with too much time on their hand seems to think that they can best serve the cause of humanity by churning out children's books. LeAnn Rimes is about to unleash three on us, Madonna - of course - has got her scary English Roses sideline; Stan Cullimore from the Housemartins writes books about hippos. We guess the thinking is "they're kids, they'll eat anything, won't they?"

Although actually, Stan's books are quite good.