No Rock And Roll Fun

DO YOU LOOK LIKE KENNY ROGERS?: Oh, sure, it's a sexist question, but Kenny Rogers wants to know. He's trying to track down some of the people who appear on the self-explanatory MenWhoLookLikeKennyRogers.com site, in order to use them in some sort of Saddam-like bid to confuse the authorities and flee from justice. (Oh, sure, he claims he wants them to take part in some sort of skit for his upcoming tour, but we know what he's planning - there's going to be a befuddled Chief of Police in some town puzzling "But... that's the fifth crime Kenny Rogers is reported as committing in the last ten minutes... and yet he's already locked in the cells...")