No Rock And Roll Fun

IT'S LIKE A PRESS COMPLAINTS COMMISSION ALL OF ITS VERY OWN: Thank God someone's prepared to defend Michael Jackson from the outrageous slurs on his good name - after all, he might have dangled a baby from the balcony, and admitted sharing his bedroom with young children, and paid off a person who called him a paedo, and recorded Heal The World, but that doesn't make him a bad man, does it? Oh, and the inability to laugh off the Jarvis Cocker incident. And the whole insisting on being called the King of Pop nonesense. And the floating the giant statue down the Thames and spoiling everyone's view. Plus, the whole millennium gig debacle, and buying the Beatles catalogue behind his good mucker macca's back. But it seems that some people make things up about him. That's why his fans have set out to prove that love is blind by building a page to collect the lies and negative stories about him. Although, oddly, they only seem to have found about fourteen, which suggests they're not that tireless in their searching - maybe they're too busy making banners? They're also on the look out for positive press, too. Well, Thriller was quite good, if it helps, guys.